1. Cut the power! Pull out the power cord. Pull out the battery. It’s cruel but worth it.
(Saving your laptop after a spill by dummies.com suggests you “ground yourself by touching the center screw on the faceplate of a dry electrical outlet or by touching some other metal object that reaches to ground.” This sounds awkward and unrealistic to me. For example, how could I have possible grounded myself while cleaning the mess up? Craziness.)
2. Unplug the power cord from the wall… !
3. Disconnect any external devices. In my case a hardy set of USB headphone and an ipod charger.
(now here is where I parted ways from the dummies.com advice. They suggest you dismantle your computer part by part and dry each component. Getting me to do that is inviting major pain and breakage)
4. Mop up any residual spill. I for one was struck with an overwhelming urge to do something like that snake bite first aid thing where you suck up all the tainted blood from the wound. But that’s gross. And a roll of paper towels will do the trick.
5. Let your computer hang to dry. There are several recommended positions for this. I started off with my computer open and inverted like an upside down “V” but this position was fast replaced with another one I dubbed the “hangover.” Open your laptop so that the keyboard and screen are at right angles to each other. Then turn it upside down and hang it over the ledge of your desk. This way the keyboard part is resting upside down flat on the surface of your desk while the screen hangs over the edge.
6. Now here comes the hardest part. Next you have to wait while everything dries - to become sticky sticky sticky.